Boston Enraged: City Council Approves Mandatory Squirrel Leashes

Boston Enraged: City Council Approves Mandatory Squirrel LeashesBoston Enraged: City Council Approves Mandatory Squirrel Leashes In a controversial move that has sparked outrage among the city’s rodent-loving residents, the Boston City Council has unanimously approved a city ordinance requiring all pet squirrels to be leashed when outside. The ordinance, which was introduced by Councilor Andrea Campbell, aims to address concerns about public safety and property damage caused by unrestrained squirrels. According to Campbell, there has been a recent surge in reports of squirrels chasing pedestrians, jumping on cars, and even raiding garbage cans. “We understand that squirrels are a beloved part of our city,” said Campbell. “However, for the safety and well-being of our residents, we cannot allow them to run wild anymore.” The ordinance requires that all pet squirrels be securely leashed whenever they are in public spaces, including parks, sidewalks, and roads. Failure to comply can result in fines of up to $300. The news of the ordinance has been met with fierce opposition from the squirrel community and their human supporters. Protesters gathered outside City Hall on Thursday, waving signs and chanting slogans such as “Free the Squirrels!” and “Leashes are for dogs, not rodents!” “This is an outrageous overreach by the city,” said Max, a local squirrel owner. “Squirrels are perfectly capable of taking care of themselves and should not be treated like prisoners.” Animal rights activists have also condemned the ordinance, arguing that it violates the natural rights of squirrels and will endanger their health. “Squirrels need to be free to explore and forage,” said Dr. Emily Green, a veterinarian at the Animal Rescue League of Boston. “Leashing them will restrict their movement and deprive them of essential nutrients.” The Boston City Council has defended the ordinance, claiming that it is necessary for public safety. “We did not make this decision lightly,” said Councilor Michelle Wu. “We consulted with experts and listened to public feedback. Ultimately, we believe that this is the best way to protect both residents and squirrels.” The ordinance is scheduled to go into effect on March 1, 2023. Whether it will be enforced remains to be seen, as squirrels are notoriously difficult to catch and restrain.