Tulsa Tribune: “Dog Catcher’s Union Demands Higher Treat Salaries”

Tulsa Tribune: “Dog Catcher’s Union Demands Higher Treat Salaries”Tulsa Tribune: “Dog Catcher’s Union Demands Higher Treat Salaries” In an unprecedented move, the Tulsa Dog Catcher’s Union has issued a stern ultimatum demanding significant pay raises in the form of higher-quality treats. “Our canine companions have been tirelessly patrolling the streets and parks, ensuring the safety and well-being of our furry residents,” said union spokesperson Max “Bones” McSnaggle. “However, their tireless efforts have been woefully underappreciated.” The union’s demands include: * A 50% increase in the number of belly rubs per shift * Premium-quality biscuits with 100% real chicken or beef * Access to gourmet dog treats from local bakeries * A “paw-sitive” work environment with plenty of playtime “Our dogs deserve the best treats available,” said McSnaggle. “They put their lives on the line every day to protect our homes and our hearts. The least we can do is show them our gratitude with treats that make their tails wag.” City officials have expressed surprise and amusement at the union’s demands. Mayor Brad “Bob” Bridges has called for a meeting with union representatives to discuss their concerns. “I’m not going to pretend like I fully understand the concept of a dog catcher’s union, but I respect their right to advocate for their members,” said Bridges. “We’ll certainly listen to their demands and try to find a resolution that is fair to both the city and our brave canine companions.” Meanwhile, the union has threatened to picket city hall with their furry comrades if their demands are not met. They have also launched a social media campaign using the hashtag #TreatFairnessForDogs. Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story as the Tulsa Dog Catcher’s Union fights for a more delicious and equitable future for their heroic members.